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Cartoon
of the Day
You
Just Gotta Laugh!
Food
for Thought
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet
engines.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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MEET
PAT MARR

PAT
MARR, DISGUISED AS A "NORMAL HUMAN BEING"
Pat Marr
is the contributing editorial cartoonist for BizWatchOnline. He’s
our kind of guy. BizWatchOnline wanted to know about the
fountain of Pat’s inspiration, and here’s what he said:
"AS
A CHILD I LACKED GOOD LOOKS, TALENT, SKILLS OF ANY KIND,
INTELLECT AND CHARM, SO I WAS FORCED TO DEVELOP A SENSE OF
HUMOR. HUMOR IS THE LUBRICANT OF LIFE; IT MINIMIZES ALL SORTS OF
FRICTION, BETTER THAN WD40, THE OLD STANDBY."
"CARTOONING
IS NOT MY FULL TIME JOB. I JUST DO IT TO VENT IDEAS. FROM A
MYERS-BRIGGS PERSONALITY PERSPECTIVE, I AM AN INTP. INTPs TEND
TO BE IDEA DRIVEN, AND THAT IS CERTAINLY TRUE OF ME. AS SUCH, I
DON'T CONSIDER MYSELF TO BE AN ARTIST AS MUCH AS PERSON WHO PUTS
IDEAS INTO A GRAPHICAL FORM. IN FACT, TO ME, DRAWING IS A VERY
SMALL PART OF CARTOONING; THE PRIMARY SKILL IS THE ABILITY TO
CONDENSE A COMPLEX IDEA INTO ITS SMALLEST FORM: A SINGLE
PANEL."
"THINK
OF ME AS A BUTTERKNIFE IN THE GREAT DRAWER OF LIFE; NOT AS SHARP
AS OTHER INTPs, BUT I WON'T USUALLY STAB YOU, AND I'M KIND OF
USEFUL."
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more about the MBTI, go to: www.delta-associates.com
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