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It’s Time to Get Creative about the Downturn

By Jack Speer, President, The Delta Associates

BizWatchOnline Co-publisher, Jack Speer "Convenes a Meeting" of Carly Fiorina, Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, and Lou Gerstner

It’s time to get creative about this downturn. You begin to realize that this downturn is not just about the cycles of the economy. It’s what companies are actually doing and how their leadership is working.

Jack Speer, self-styled business philosopher, sits at the Philosopher's Rock at Barton Springs, Austin, Texas with Barton Springs Swimming Pool philosophers Roy Bedicheck,  J. Frank Dobie, and Walter Prescott Web.  Speer insists they would have agreed with him and nobody can prove him wrong.

Bill Gates, chairman and chief software architect of Microsoft Corp.

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It’s about innovation, service, and quality. We don’t like to hear it but there’s the ugly little fact that a lot of us got more than a little bit sloppy in the roaring 1990s in how we produced products and served customers.

So have you ever thought you’d like to sit down with the CEOs of major companies and give them a piece of your mind? I have often thought that a group of us could sit down with some of America’s CEOs and tell them what’s really going on out here.

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That’s why I created a "boardroom" in this BizWatchOnline exclusive article, and I’m "bringing" the people of power together who can do something about the situation.

If we don’t do something, this could go on forever. The Great Depression lasted

for twelve years (1929-1941) and from the vantage point of today there was no reason for it to. It left an imprint of fear on those who experienced it and on their children who didn’t experience it, but gave them the permanent heebee-jeebees just from hearing about it. This isn’t "the bridge to the 21st Century" that we were all thinking about.

This Is My Boardroom of CEOs—Who Would Be in Yours?

I’ve "invited" four CEOs to this boardroom conference, and although many of you might have chosen others, I’ve invited them because they represent huge segments of the economy and can pick up the phone to talk with Alan Greenspan, the President of the Federal Reserve Board.

I chose Carleton (Carly) S. Fiorina, president and chief executive officer of Hewlett-Packard Company; Lou Gerstner, International Business Machines Corporation; Steve Jobs, Chairman of Apple, William (Bill) H. Gates, chairman and chief software architect of Microsoft Corporation.

Carleton (Carly) S. Fiorina, president and CEO of Hewlett- Packard Company
Lou Gerstner, International Business Machine Corporation
So let’s put them in the boardroom and begin some preliminary observations:

Speer: I want to thank you all for coming today.

We admire you very much for your talent and determination. We know you’re smart and can turn this situation around.

But we’re concerned about what you’re hearing and who you’re listening to. It seems from some of the decisions of companies today that CEOs haven’t talked to a customer in a long time. We know it’s tough for you. You’re getting beaten up by the analysts all the time about your revenues not measuring up to expectations.

 Bill Gates: I’m concerned that you’ve kidnapped us! I hope you know that kidnapping is a federal offense. Besides, it’s a major downer to bring us together like this because we don’t even like each other, and to make matters worse, these people just aren’t my equals.

Speer: Would you just calm down, Bill? This is just an imaginary meeting. Besides, I won’t keep you very long.

I just want to tell you, Bill, what your part is in this economic mess we’re in. Your first versions of Windows were like bringing fire to the caveman.

Since about Windows III your upgrades have been getting worse. If you had listened to the consumer, they would have told you. You’ve hidden your best features, eliminated valuable resources, and generally downgraded your product. The biggest innovation of late has been that awful Wizard that appears out of nowhere to irritate you just when you’re trying to figure out something that was easy to do in previous versions. I hear you’re killing the Wizard—that’s a good first step.

Carly Fiorina: I really don’t have time for this. I’m on my way to a meeting to talk about a really large acquisition.

Steve Jobs,  Chairman and CEO of Apple
Speer: I’m impressed, Carly, but I can give you some information that will make you more money than an acquisition. Cure your quality problem. It’s huge. HP printers used to have incredible quality and were indestructible—24 hour print jobs without jamming. In one small office we’ve returned two new printers in less than six months when they broke—and a broken scanner, to boot.

Give your help line people a call and ask them if the quality issue isn’t true. We told the woman on the line that the printers are a piece of crap and she quickly agreed. How embarrassing for you! How much money are you losing on throw-away printers?!

Steve Jobs: I’m not really impressed by this meeting. I’ve got a company to run.

Speer: Thanks for the input, Steve. Next time I’ll let you put together your own imaginary meeting.

I really admire how you’ve kept Apple afloat with the lack of innovation. Graphics people around the world believed in your product and would pay more. Now they’re bailing out world-wide—and you bring them what?!! New colors! And titanium cases! Sure, they’re selling, but how long can you run on that type of innovation?

Lou Gerstner: Well, from my perspective, everything you’re saying is true. When I came to IBM, we had a lot of people who couldn’t do their jobs and we didn’t have the products to compete in the market place. Our whole future was in danger. I’m proud that we spent the last years of the nineties rebuilding our company, and people are dumping the competition and coming back to us every day.

Speer: I invited you to this virtual meeting, Lou, because I thought you would get it. You’ve turned IBM around by going back to fundamentals and developing a product that meets market needs of today. I hope others will adopt the creative approach that you’ve used to get IBM back where it is today.

So that’s what I would tell my meeting of CEOs. Talk to your customers. You can’t manage stock prices until you manage quality and service. You can’t get past quality and service and a good product. The downturn is about economic forces on a global scale, but it’s more about innovation, quality, service, and a winning strategy.

Who would you invite to your CEO meeting? What would you tell them?

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