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Cartoon
of the Day
You
Just Gotta Laugh!
Bullshit Bingo
Do you keep
falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long
and boring conference calls? Here is a way to change all of
that! How to play: Check off each block when you hear these words
during a meeting, seminar, or phone call. When you get five
blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand and shout
BULLSHIT!!
| Synergy |
Strategic
Fit |
Core
Competencies |
Best
Practices |
Bottom
Line |
| Revisit |
Take
That Offline |
24/7 |
Out
of Loop |
Benchmark |
| Value-
Added |
Proactive |
Win-Win |
Think
Outside the Box |
Fast
Track |
| Results-
Driven |
Empower
(or) Empowerment |
Knowledge
Base |
At
The End of the Day |
Touch
Base |
| Mindset |
Client
Focus(ed) |
Ball
Park |
Game
Plan |
Leverage |
Testimonials from
satisfied players:
"I had only
been in the meeting for five minutes when I won" - Jack W -
Boston
"My
attention span at meetings has improved dramatically" -
David D - Florida
" What a
gas. Meetings will never be the same for me after my first
win" - Bill R - NYC
"The
atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us
waited for the 5th box"@ - Ben G - Denver
"The speaker
was stunned as eight of us screamed 'Bullshit' for the third
time in 2 hours" - Kathleen L - Atlanta
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MEET
PAT MARR

PAT
MARR, DISGUISED AS A "NORMAL HUMAN BEING"
Pat Marr
is the contributing editorial cartoonist for BizWatchOnline. He’s
our kind of guy. BizWatchOnline wanted to know about the
fountain of Pat’s inspiration, and here’s what he said:
"AS
A CHILD I LACKED GOOD LOOKS, TALENT, SKILLS OF ANY KIND,
INTELLECT AND CHARM, SO I WAS FORCED TO DEVELOP A SENSE OF
HUMOR. HUMOR IS THE LUBRICANT OF LIFE; IT MINIMIZES ALL SORTS OF
FRICTION, BETTER THAN WD40, THE OLD STANDBY."
"CARTOONING
IS NOT MY FULL TIME JOB. I JUST DO IT TO VENT IDEAS. FROM A
MYERS-BRIGGS PERSONALITY PERSPECTIVE, I AM AN INTP. INTPs TEND
TO BE IDEA DRIVEN, AND THAT IS CERTAINLY TRUE OF ME. AS SUCH, I
DON'T CONSIDER MYSELF TO BE AN ARTIST AS MUCH AS PERSON WHO PUTS
IDEAS INTO A GRAPHICAL FORM. IN FACT, TO ME, DRAWING IS A VERY
SMALL PART OF CARTOONING; THE PRIMARY SKILL IS THE ABILITY TO
CONDENSE A COMPLEX IDEA INTO ITS SMALLEST FORM: A SINGLE
PANEL."
"THINK
OF ME AS A BUTTERKNIFE IN THE GREAT DRAWER OF LIFE; NOT AS SHARP
AS OTHER INTPs, BUT I WON'T USUALLY STAB YOU, AND I'M KIND OF
USEFUL."
To learn
more about the MBTI, go to: www.delta-associates.com
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