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Bullshit Bingo

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here is a way to change all of that!  How to play: Check off each block when you hear these words during a meeting, seminar, or phone call. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand and shout BULLSHIT!!

Synergy Strategic Fit Core Competencies Best Practices Bottom Line
Revisit Take That Offline 24/7 Out of Loop Benchmark
Value- Added Proactive Win-Win Think Outside the Box Fast Track
Results- Driven Empower (or) Empowerment Knowledge Base At The End of the Day Touch Base
Mindset Client Focus(ed) Ball Park Game Plan Leverage

Testimonials from satisfied players: 

"I had only been in the meeting for five minutes when I won" - Jack W - Boston  

"My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically" - David D - Florida 

" What a gas. Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win" - Bill R - NYC 

"The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the 5th box"@ - Ben G - Denver 

"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed 'Bullshit' for the third time in 2 hours" - Kathleen L - Atlanta

MEET PAT MARR

PAT MARR, DISGUISED AS A "NORMAL HUMAN BEING"

Pat Marr is the contributing editorial cartoonist for BizWatchOnline. He’s our kind of guy. BizWatchOnline wanted to know about the fountain of Pat’s inspiration, and here’s what he said:

"AS A CHILD I LACKED GOOD LOOKS, TALENT, SKILLS OF ANY KIND, INTELLECT AND CHARM, SO I WAS FORCED TO DEVELOP A SENSE OF HUMOR. HUMOR IS THE LUBRICANT OF LIFE; IT MINIMIZES ALL SORTS OF FRICTION, BETTER THAN WD40, THE OLD STANDBY."

"CARTOONING IS NOT MY FULL TIME JOB. I JUST DO IT TO VENT IDEAS. FROM A MYERS-BRIGGS PERSONALITY PERSPECTIVE, I AM AN INTP. INTPs TEND TO BE IDEA DRIVEN, AND THAT IS CERTAINLY TRUE OF ME. AS SUCH, I DON'T CONSIDER MYSELF TO BE AN ARTIST AS MUCH AS PERSON WHO PUTS IDEAS INTO A GRAPHICAL FORM. IN FACT, TO ME, DRAWING IS A VERY SMALL PART OF CARTOONING; THE PRIMARY SKILL IS THE ABILITY TO CONDENSE A COMPLEX IDEA INTO ITS SMALLEST FORM: A SINGLE PANEL."

"THINK OF ME AS A BUTTERKNIFE IN THE GREAT DRAWER OF LIFE; NOT AS SHARP AS OTHER INTPs, BUT I WON'T USUALLY STAB YOU, AND I'M KIND OF USEFUL."

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